New Girl

[Old Greg]

One of my exes used to call her pussy her "space", but she was a graphic designer.

Was it at about that time that you started getting those mysterious penis extension emails?

[Sysman]

and also "this one time at band camp" types or those who keep banging on about their old jobs on new gigs and how they were so brilliant at it.

Cue mention of a permie a decade ago. Clientco was quite happy to let us build up overtime hours during the year to balance time off for holidays, but this particular permie would get us after 6 in the evening with the same old tales of that Intel chip he worked with many years ago, to the point we'd regularly escape earlier than planned.

He cost us money, but compared with the idea of lamping him (immediate termination of contract) or ending up in the funny farm, it was money well spent (or strictly speaking not earned).

[2BIT]

You're working with Miranda?

I can't help but imagine NewGirl to be of the Miranda type, a big jolly blunderfoot of a gal!

[Sysman]

You're working with Miranda?

I couldn't cope with more than 45 seconds of that.

[Platypus]

I couldn't cope with more than 45 seconds of that.

It's really very funny, IMO. I enjoyed the last series

[Sysman]

Nah, she works hard enough but also uses words like 'synergy' and 'energy' and 'space' (as in 'this is a great space, yah?')

Does she come from Surrey, yah?