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He is. I love fish.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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He's not a fish though. Plus I prefer Hogarth.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I fear you're her new best girl friendOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostUpdate
She's a space invader, too.
She rubbed my arm last week, as some sort of stab at solidarity during what was a painful meeting for me.
On another day, she came up behind me at my desk and massaged my shoulder with her 'boo hoo' face on.
No - she's not a lesbian. She's just clearly incredibly bad at reading body language; mine was screaming 'GET OFF MY SKIN'
You'll soon be fending off invitations to spend time together, doing each other's waxing and fake tans and sharing stories about past boyfriends over a glass of Chardonnay. Enjoy
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I think you're right. The awful thing is...she's a nice woman. She doesn't mean to hurt my teeth with her approach.Originally posted by Platypus View PostI fear you're her new best girl friend
You'll soon be fending off invitations to spend time together, doing each other's waxing and fake tans and sharing stories about past boyfriends over a glass of Chardonnay. Enjoy
I hate to crush your illusions though love, we girls don't (generally) sit around waxing each others parts when we get together
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Normally they go to a "beauty salon" or have someone who comes round and does it. Sleepovers are strictly for drinking cheap sparkling wine and "experimenting" with sexuality. Or so I am told.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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The inside of your head looks similar to the Playboy Mansion, right?Originally posted by doodab View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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How tawdry. It's more like a bond villain's lair. Lots of catsuits.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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The cheap sparking vino doesn't fit with that. Give us some champers plz.Originally posted by doodab View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Well, a sleepover at my imaginary house wouldn't really be a sleepover, it would be more of an orgy, and of course that would involve lots of champagne, and cocktails, and probably some lobster, with profiteroles for dessert.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I really want some profiteroles now. I will stop at nothing.Last edited by doodab; 29 March 2011, 11:18.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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