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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Unlucky Dim. You're not her type.
    He is. I love fish.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      He is. I love Fish.
      He's not a fish though. Plus I prefer Hogarth.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Update

        She's a space invader, too.

        She rubbed my arm last week, as some sort of stab at solidarity during what was a painful meeting for me.

        On another day, she came up behind me at my desk and massaged my shoulder with her 'boo hoo' face on.

        No - she's not a lesbian. She's just clearly incredibly bad at reading body language; mine was screaming 'GET OFF MY SKIN'

        I fear you're her new best girl friend

        You'll soon be fending off invitations to spend time together, doing each other's waxing and fake tans and sharing stories about past boyfriends over a glass of Chardonnay. Enjoy

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          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          I fear you're her new best girl friend

          You'll soon be fending off invitations to spend time together, doing each other's waxing and fake tans and sharing stories about past boyfriends over a glass of Chardonnay. Enjoy
          I think you're right. The awful thing is...she's a nice woman. She doesn't mean to hurt my teeth with her approach.

          I hate to crush your illusions though love, we girls don't (generally) sit around waxing each others parts when we get together
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I hate to crush your illusions though love, we girls don't (generally) sit around waxing each others parts when we get together
            So how else do you get your back waxed ?

            EDIT: Oi !!! (NSFW)

            Ha, I KNEW it !!!
            Last edited by Platypus; 28 March 2011, 20:58.

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              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              So how else do you get your back waxed ?

              EDIT: Oi !!! (NSFW)

              Ha, I KNEW it !!!
              Normally they go to a "beauty salon" or have someone who comes round and does it. Sleepovers are strictly for drinking cheap sparkling wine and "experimenting" with sexuality. Or so I am told.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Normally they go to a "beauty salon" or have someone who comes round and does it. Sleepovers are strictly for drinking cheap sparkling wine and "experimenting" with sexuality. Or so I am told.
                The inside of your head looks similar to the Playboy Mansion, right?
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  The inside of your head looks similar to the Playboy Mansion, right?
                  How tawdry. It's more like a bond villain's lair. Lots of catsuits.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    How tawdry. It's more like a bond villain's lair. Lots of catsuits.
                    The cheap sparking vino doesn't fit with that. Give us some champers plz.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      The cheap sparking vino doesn't fit with that. Give us some champers plz.
                      Well, a sleepover at my imaginary house wouldn't really be a sleepover, it would be more of an orgy, and of course that would involve lots of champagne, and cocktails, and probably some lobster, with profiteroles for dessert.

                      I really want some profiteroles now. I will stop at nothing.
                      Last edited by doodab; 29 March 2011, 11:18.
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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