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    Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
    Nicely done SY. A quick bit of research reveals she's a Polish pop tart.
    Whoever she is, she's pretty darned hot

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      Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
      Nicely done SY. A quick bit of research reveals she's a Polish pop tart.
      She can polish my pop tart anytime she wants.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        MP, keep us updated on any new annoying mannerisms or irritating things she says.

        I always seem to end up with sensible people on the whole, although I did once work near a PA with a braying donkey laugh that usually ended with a loud warthog snort.
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          MP, keep us updated on any new annoying mannerisms or irritating things she says.

          I always seem to end up with sensible people on the whole, although I did once work near a PA with a braying donkey laugh that usually ended with a loud warthog snort.


          The Lilliput thing is the only issue of note today. The 'boo hoo' face has made several appearances.

          For whoever negged me with 'stop bloody whinging woman', this has encouraged me to whinge even more. So stick that up your ass
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            Update

            She's a space invader, too.

            She rubbed my arm last week, as some sort of stab at solidarity during what was a painful meeting for me.

            On another day, she came up behind me at my desk and massaged my shoulder with her 'boo hoo' face on.

            No - she's not a lesbian. She's just clearly incredibly bad at reading body language; mine was screaming 'GET OFF MY SKIN'

            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Update

              She's a space invader, too.

              She rubbed my arm last week, as some sort of stab at solidarity during what was a painful meeting for me.

              On another day, she came up behind me at my desk and massaged my shoulder with her 'boo hoo' face on.

              No - she's not a lesbian. She's just clearly incredibly bad at reading body language; mine was screaming 'GET OFF MY SKIN'

              Stop being a bedwetter and just say 'Bitch. Back off!'

              NEXT!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Update

                She's a space invader, too.

                She rubbed my arm last week, as some sort of stab at solidarity during what was a painful meeting for me.

                On another day, she came up behind me at my desk and massaged my shoulder with her 'boo hoo' face on.

                No - she's not a lesbian. She's just clearly incredibly bad at reading body language; mine was screaming 'GET OFF MY SKIN'

                You should have stood up and kissed her on the mouth. It's the only way to be sure.

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                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  You should have stood up and kissed her on the mouth. It's the only way to be sure.
                  I don't fancy her. See above - slight hunchback, spittle mouth and lurch.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I don't fancy her. See above - slight hunchback, spittle mouth and lurch.
                    God you're a fussy one.

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                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      I don't fancy her. See above - slight hunchback, spittle mouth and lurch.
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      God you're a fussy one.
                      Unlucky Dim. You're not her type.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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