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    #41
    Page 4 and no one has metioned PMing Wilmslooow her email address.

    Shocking.

    Standards people, standards!

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      #42
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      That was me. But she wasn't a jolly hunchbacked mentalist.

      I've lain with mentalists, but never a hunchback.
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #43
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        Page 4 and no one has metioned PMing Wilmslooow her email address.

        Shocking.

        Standards people, standards!
        We all thought it was Wilmslow.

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          #44
          Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
          I have it on good authority lesbians behave like this. ( will I be banned!?? )
          Why? Do you want to be?

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            #45
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Why? Do you want to be?
            Perhaps he's been a naughty boy and just wants to be punished?
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

            Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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              #46
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              Page 4 and no one has metioned PMing Wilmslooow her email address.

              Shocking.

              Standards people, standards!
              He is busy with his test thingy. No time for women. Not even mentalist ones and he's had a few of them kind already.
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #47
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                Perhaps he's been a naughty boy and just wants to be punished?
                Then we shall smother him with kindness.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                  Sounds like my landlady was lying about going in holiday. She's obviously gone off to start a new job and has lumbered me with her cats.
                  I couldn't live with someone like her. Oh no. I would have to strangle her and cut her up into bits.

                  You deserve a medal, I will fashion you one now.

                  I still don't know how to multi quote, but I'm laughing at 'I've lain with mentalists, but never a hunchback.'

                  My new lady isn't a lesbian. I don't think. She keeps bellowing about how 'HER MAN' lives in Leeds.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #49
                    She sounds like she could be ....



                    ... an extrovert.


                    No place for those in the IT department.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                      She sounds like she could be ....



                      ... an extrovert.


                      No place for those in the IT department.
                      Tell me about it
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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