New Girl

[cailin maith]

Being nice to people all day does take it's toll though.

And you would know this how?

[MarillionFan]

And you would know this how?

**** off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cailin maith]

**** off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah .... there you are.

[DimPrawn]

So, this new woman's started.

She's nice. She's...nice. She means well, I'm sure.

I can't fkcing stand her already.

She's the most enthusiastic and jolly person I've ever met - it's an onslaught I'm defenceless against.

She's also got that sort of, phlegmy voice, where you can hear her saliva preparing for the next onslaught of jolly crap.

She mutters to herself during meetings while other people speak ('mmmm, sure') and laughs to herself for no reason.

She also laughs inanely at the end of almost every sentence that comes out of her mouth. She asked me a simple question earlier - I gave her the answer. She laughed as if I'd told her my best joke. She'd be lucky.

No - it's not a confidence thing. She's BRIMMING with confidence. BRIMMING.

I should probably be worried about how intolerant I am. Right?

Is she a looker?

Not that I'm shallow or anything.

[cailin maith]

Is she a looker?

Not that I'm shallow or anything.

So you could get past the phlegm if she was hot?

Maybe she was yer mans drooler? Who had the drooler the other day?

[DimPrawn]

So you could get past the phlegm if she was hot?

Maybe she was yer mans drooler? Who had the drooler the other day?

I never get droolers.

Farters, yawners and moaners, but never droolers.

[MaryPoppins]

So you could get past the phlegm if she was hot?

Maybe she was yer mans drooler? Who had the drooler the other day?

doodab, if I'm not mistaken.

She's got a hunchback too, don't forget.

[doodab]

So you could get past the phlegm if she was hot?

Maybe she was yer mans drooler? Who had the drooler the other day?

That was me. But she wasn't a jolly hunchbacked mentalist.

I've lain with mentalists, but never a hunchback.

[fullyautomatix]

I have it on good authority lesbians behave like this. ( will I be banned!?? )

[wurzel]

So, this new woman's started.

She's nice. She's...nice. She means well, I'm sure.

I can't fkcing stand her already.

She's the most enthusiastic and jolly person I've ever met - it's an onslaught I'm defenceless against.

She's also got that sort of, phlegmy voice, where you can hear her saliva preparing for the next onslaught of jolly crap.

She mutters to herself during meetings while other people speak ('mmmm, sure') and laughs to herself for no reason.

She also laughs inanely at the end of almost every sentence that comes out of her mouth. She asked me a simple question earlier - I gave her the answer. She laughed as if I'd told her my best joke. She'd be lucky.

No - it's not a confidence thing. She's BRIMMING with confidence. BRIMMING.

I should probably be worried about how intolerant I am. Right?

Sounds like my landlady was lying about going in holiday. She's obviously gone off to start a new job and has lumbered me with her cats.