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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAnd you would know this how?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post**** off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSo, this new woman's started.
She's nice. She's...nice. She means well, I'm sure.
I can't fkcing stand her already.
She's the most enthusiastic and jolly person I've ever met - it's an onslaught I'm defenceless against.
She's also got that sort of, phlegmy voice, where you can hear her saliva preparing for the next onslaught of jolly crap.
She mutters to herself during meetings while other people speak ('mmmm, sure') and laughs to herself for no reason.
She also laughs inanely at the end of almost every sentence that comes out of her mouth. She asked me a simple question earlier - I gave her the answer. She laughed as if I'd told her my best joke. She'd be lucky.
No - it's not a confidence thing. She's BRIMMING with confidence. BRIMMING.
I should probably be worried about how intolerant I am. Right?
Not that I'm shallow or anything.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIs she a looker?
Not that I'm shallow or anything.
Maybe she was yer mans drooler? Who had the drooler the other day?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSo you could get past the phlegm if she was hot?
Maybe she was yer mans drooler? Who had the drooler the other day?
Farters, yawners and moaners, but never droolers.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSo you could get past the phlegm if she was hot?
Maybe she was yer mans drooler? Who had the drooler the other day?
She's got a hunchback too, don't forget.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSo you could get past the phlegm if she was hot?
Maybe she was yer mans drooler? Who had the drooler the other day?
I've lain with mentalists, but never a hunchback.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I have it on good authority lesbians behave like this. ( will I be banned!?? )Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSo, this new woman's started.
She's nice. She's...nice. She means well, I'm sure.
I can't fkcing stand her already.
She's the most enthusiastic and jolly person I've ever met - it's an onslaught I'm defenceless against.
She's also got that sort of, phlegmy voice, where you can hear her saliva preparing for the next onslaught of jolly crap.
She mutters to herself during meetings while other people speak ('mmmm, sure') and laughs to herself for no reason.
She also laughs inanely at the end of almost every sentence that comes out of her mouth. She asked me a simple question earlier - I gave her the answer. She laughed as if I'd told her my best joke. She'd be lucky.
No - it's not a confidence thing. She's BRIMMING with confidence. BRIMMING.
I should probably be worried about how intolerant I am. Right?Comment
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