New Girl

[MaryPoppins]

I really want some profiteroles now. I will stop at nothing.

Your orgy would make me sick - cocktails and profiteroles sloshing about. Ick.

[Platypus]

Your orgy would make me sick - cocktails and profiteroles sloshing about. Ick.

Don't worry - he might not invite you

[MaryPoppins]

Don't worry - he might not invite you

Don't be silly.

[doodab]

Your orgy would make me sick - cocktails and profiteroles sloshing about. Ick.

You don't have to drink the cocktails but you will need to eat quite a lot of chocolate sauce.

Perhaps I should have some sort of chocolate sauce jacuzzi....

[MaryPoppins]

You don't have to drink the cocktails but you will need to eat quite a lot of chocolate sauce.

Perhaps I should have some sort of chocolate sauce jacuzzi....

I'm open minded, but I draw the line at faeces I'm afraid.

[doodab]

I'm open minded, but I draw the line at faeces I'm afraid.

Quite right too. I do actually mean chocolate sauce.

[MaryPoppins]

Quite right too. I do actually mean chocolate sauce.

I don't like profiteroles, but I am more than happy to slurp loads of chocolate sauce. Book me in.

[teclo]

Update

She's a space invader, too.

She rubbed my arm last week, as some sort of stab at solidarity during what was a painful meeting for me.

Oh that actually gave me the shivers and not in a good way. Ugh I hate being touched by people I don't know.

I take it she wears long flowing skirts and open toed sandals, leans forward, walks with a shuffle, has longish brown curly unkempt hair and I guess she makes jam & marmalade and has a couple of cats too. Not that I'm generalising or anything...

[MaryPoppins]

Oh that actually gave me the shivers and not in a good way. Ugh I hate being touched by people I don't know.

I take it she wears long flowing skirts and open toed sandals, leans forward, walks with a shuffle, has longish brown curly unkempt hair and I guess she makes jam & marmalade and has a couple of cats too. Not that I'm generalising or anything...

I can see where you're going with that, but - no.

She's tall and fairly sort of masculine; big hands. Short hair, very little make up and 'practical' clothes. Apparently has a male lover.

[DimPrawn]

I can see where you're going with that, but - no.

She's tall and fairly sort of masculine; big hands. Short hair, very little make up and 'practical' clothes. Apparently has a male lover.

You've turned her MP.

Like you did me.