New Girl

[MaryPoppins]

What's your problem SuitPoo01?

Sorry for joining the party late and have missed the most important question being asked already.

Did she given you the one finger hand shake?

Sadly not, she gripped my hand in a death grip. She's quite sort of, masculine and over bearing. I am yet to see this one fingered shake in person, I'd love to.

Nope. This constant laughing thing is definitely a deep seated lack of confidence, somewhere.

It's just a matter of finding their Achilles' heel.

My heart tells me you're probably right.

It's hard to think there can be any lack of confidence after witnessing her bludgeon the conversation between 8 people at lunchtime, in order to ascertain "WHAT THE BIG PEOPLE'S LAND IN GULLIVERS TRAVEL WAS? EVERYONE REMEMBERS LILLIPUT, BUT NO ONE REMEMBERS THE BIG LAND?"

[Churchill]

Oi MP, why not just ask her to "tone it down a little"?

[MaryPoppins]

Mary, you haven't tucked your skirt in again, have you?

<checks>

Nope, all present and correct. Am yet to flash kecks at my colleagues in this gig.

[MaryPoppins]

Oi MP, why not just ask her to "tone it down a little"?

You know that's not my style. I am quiet and unassuming.

She asked me when was best to go and introduce herself to the Programme Director ogre. I should have warned her that would be a bad move, but I told her to go over whenever, and that he loves to be interrupted.

[Churchill]

You know that's not my style. I am quiet and unassuming.

She asked me when was best to go and introduce herself to the Programme Director ogre. I should have warned her that would be a bad move, but I told her to go over whenever, and that he loves to be interrupted.

Ahh, nasty but I like it.

[2BIT]

It's hard to think there can be any lack of confidence after witnessing her bludgeon the conversation between 8 people at lunchtime, in order to ascertain "WHAT THE BIG PEOPLE'S LAND IN GULLIVERS TRAVEL WAS? EVERYONE REMEMBERS LILLIPUT, BUT NO ONE REMEMBERS THE BIG LAND?"

i'd have sent her this let me google that for you

god she reminds me of an old boss more and more - her name isn't Gill is it?

[Sysman]

What about fancying a grown woman with pigtails?

I know one.

She's definitely fanciable.

But she is half Italian so can get away with it and still look stylish.

[MaryPoppins]

i'd have sent her this let me google that for you

god she reminds me of an old boss more and more - her name isn't Gill is it?

No, not Gill. Was Gill a lesbian?

[MaryPoppins]

I know one.

She's definitely fanciable.

Am now amending opinion on the pigtails thing.

[Sysman]

My new lady isn't a lesbian. I don't think. She keeps bellowing about how 'HER MAN' lives in Leeds.

Where we assume he stays firmly put to get some peace and quiet, poor sod.