New Girl

[suityou01]

People over 50 shouldn't use the word 'cool'.

Same as females over 5 shouldn't wear pigtails. That's a definite sign of mental illness.

[Churchill]

You should come to where I live for a weekend (Isle Of Bute) where your trainee aggressive pissed up Weedgie bams come on holiday.

Nice bogs in Rothesay!

And a marina where you can park yer boat by the hour.

Then you can race the Waverley back to the mainland.

[suityou01]

Zaccers. Everything in moderation and all that.

[PAH]

Or if you prefer blondes, one Sarah Walker off the Chuck TV series (theres some good uses for pigtails too :drool: ):




(didn't know we were allowed inline images again after the fortune green thread, not that I'm complaining)

[PAH]

So, this new woman's started.
....
She'd be lucky.

lucy


Maybe she's overdosing on happy pills.

[administrator]

So, this new woman's started.

She's nice. She's...nice. She means well, I'm sure.

I can't fkcing stand her already.

She's the most enthusiastic and jolly person I've ever met - it's an onslaught I'm defenceless against.

She's also got that sort of, phlegmy voice, where you can hear her saliva preparing for the next onslaught of jolly crap.

She mutters to herself during meetings while other people speak ('mmmm, sure') and laughs to herself for no reason.

She also laughs inanely at the end of almost every sentence that comes out of her mouth. She asked me a simple question earlier - I gave her the answer. She laughed as if I'd told her my best joke. She'd be lucky.

No - it's not a confidence thing. She's BRIMMING with confidence. BRIMMING.

I should probably be worried about how intolerant I am. Right?

Sorry for joining the party late and have missed the most important question being asked already.

Did she given you the one finger hand shake?

[TestMangler]

Nice bogs in Rothesay!

And a marina where you can park yer boat by the hour.

Then you can race the Waverley back to the mainland.

The new Marina at Port bannatyne is better. And you can visit my Plan B (Cafe) for Bacon Rolls......

[Sysman]

She also laughs inanely at the end of almost every sentence that comes out of her mouth. She asked me a simple question earlier - I gave her the answer. She laughed as if I'd told her my best joke. She'd be lucky.

No - it's not a confidence thing. She's BRIMMING with confidence. BRIMMING.

Nope. This constant laughing thing is definitely a deep seated lack of confidence, somewhere.

It's just a matter of finding their Achilles' heel.

[Gibbon]

She also laughs inanely at the end of almost every sentence that comes out of her mouth. She asked me a simple question earlier - I gave her the answer. She laughed as if I'd told her my best joke. She'd be lucky.

Mary, you haven't tucked your skirt in again, have you?

[Sysman]

Funny you should say that, I often get wished a schönen Tag or schönen Abend in German shops, but it actually seems sincere. I've come to like it.

The thing it is usually sincere. Try saying "gleichfalls" (~= thanks, the same to you) back and you will get thanked with a smile in return.