New Girl

[PRC1964]

No matter where you are in the world there will always be a pissed aggressive Glaswegian loudly shouting about devolution.

Trekking in Laos stayed over at a village in the middle of nowhere. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Xmas eve bar in Khatmandu. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Small island in the South of Thailand. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Having a drink in my local. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Went for a drink in Bears Den(? is that how it's spelt) - full of pissed aggressive Glaswegians

I reckon if I sit at my desk long enough looking out of the window, some jimmy is going to come waltzing up the street, bouncing off the cars, buckfast in one hand, chips in another wanting to fight anyone he can see!

They train them from young:

[MaryPoppins]

who is sasguru?

[2BIT]

I know how the trick works, but I prefer to actually get the work done.

me three, truly great thing about contracting is the internal political arse-sucking sycophancy becomes even less important, I learned to play the game as a perm but could help wishing I could be doing more real work.

[TestMangler]

They train them from young:

You should come to where I live for a weekend (Isle Of Bute) where your trainee aggressive pissed up Weedgie bams come on holiday.

[Old Greg]

WSS

Who isn't sasguru? He is everyone and no-one. He is the voice of despair whispering to your soul in the dark hours, and his are the words of the cut-price garden shed salesman pleading for your attention as you buy a simple bag of compost.

[2BIT]

Then he espies the taxi queue, draws himself up and starts to hurl unintelligable abuse at us, it was quite impressive considering how plastered he was.

dahn south you get quite a few northerners and scottish matlows and I had a very similar experience with a midget ginger scot, but he wanted to punch my lights out because I had the audacity to turn round to see what was touching my back, he had opened a pizza box, the lid touched my back I turned round to see what it was and all hell broke loose...

forget a woman scorned, a pissed Glaswegian is far far harder to placate

[EternalOptimist]

WSS

Who isn't sasguru? He is everyone and no-one. He is the voice of despair whispering to your soul in the dark hours, and his are the words of the cut-price garden shed salesman pleading for your attention as you buy a simple bag of compost.

you shouldn't post when you've been doing drugs OG

[MarillionFan]

I think it comes under East Dunbartonshire, definitley not Glasgow. It's only pretend posh, Milngavie is the place to be apparently

Thats the other place Milngavie. Pronounced Moorguy! Who'd have guessed that!

[MaryPoppins]

you shouldn't post when you've been doing drugs OG

Pot..


Kettle....

[2BIT]

WSS

Who isn't sasguru? He is everyone and no-one. He is the voice of despair whispering to your soul in the dark hours, and his are the words of the cut-price garden shed salesman pleading for your attention as you buy a simple bag of compost.

as a relative noob on the forum most of the in-jokes and character assassinations go over my head, I obviously know he is a regular but the rest is lost on me.