New Girl

[xoggoth]

She's the most enthusiastic and jolly person I've ever met

Enthusiasm, how disgusting. If I was ruler things like enthusiasm, idealism and compassion would all be banned. Everything would need to be decided on the basis of ruthless detached logic based on sound statistics.

[TestMangler]

What is it with people from Yorkshire 'God's own country' that makes them feel that 'talking straight' gives them some right to come across as rude & arrogant???

It's because they're from Yorkshire.

You should see what happens when you get a bunch of Yorkshire rude and arrogant meets Glaswegian mean and aggressive

I've also found that , being Glaswegian, I can call the Yorkies 'southerners' and it pisses them right off

[MarillionFan]

It's because they're from Yorkshire.

You should see what happens when you get a bunch of Yorkshire rude and arrogant meets Glaswegian mean and aggressive

I've also found that , being Glaswegian, I can call the Yorkies 'southerners' and it pisses them right off

No matter where you are in the world there will always be a pissed aggressive Glaswegian loudly shouting about devolution.

Trekking in Laos stayed over at a village in the middle of nowhere. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Xmas eve bar in Khatmandu. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Small island in the South of Thailand. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Having a drink in my local. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Went for a drink in Bears Den(? is that how it's spelt) - full of pissed aggressive Glaswegians

I reckon if I sit at my desk long enough looking out of the window, some jimmy is going to come waltzing up the street, bouncing off the cars, buckfast in one hand, chips in another wanting to fight anyone he can see!

[Old Greg]

No matter where you are in the world there will always be a pissed aggressive Glaswegian loudly shouting about devolution.

Trekking in Laos stayed over at a village in the middle of nowhere. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Xmas eve bar in Khatmandu. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Small island in the South of Thailand. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Having a drink in my local. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Went for a drink in Bears Den(? is that how it's spelt) - full of pissed aggressive Glaswegians

I reckon if I sit at my desk long enough looking out of the window, some jimmy is going to come waltzing up the street, bouncing off the cars, buckfast in one hand, chips in another wanting to fight anyone he can see!

I didn't realise you were from Glsagow.

[Cliphead]

No matter where you are in the world there will always be a pissed aggressive Glaswegian loudly shouting about devolution.

Trekking in Laos stayed over at a village in the middle of nowhere. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Xmas eve bar in Khatmandu. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Small island in the South of Thailand. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Having a drink in my local. Pissed aggressive Glaswegian.
Went for a drink in Bears Den(? is that how it's spelt) - full of pissed aggressive Glaswegians

I reckon if I sit at my desk long enough looking out of the window, some jimmy is going to come waltzing up the street, bouncing off the cars, buckfast in one hand, chips in another wanting to fight anyone he can see!

(it's Bearsden)

[TestMangler]

No matter where you are in the world there will always be a pissed aggressive Glaswegian loudly shouting about devolution

FTFY

[TestMangler]

(it's Bearsden)

That's not Glasgow. TOOOOOOOOO Posh

[EternalOptimist]

I was in Glasgow one night. you guessed it, pissed and aggressive Glaswegian.


In fact , its a funny story, I was on my way to Benbecula, standing outside the train station in the taxi rank, at way past midnight.
This wee bloke comes around the corner, staggering and singing loudly. He's drinking from a bottle of brown ale.

Then he espies the taxi queue, draws himself up and starts to hurl unintelligable abuse at us, it was quite impressive considering how plastered he was.

then he slipped, staggered, disaster!! he dropped the bottle


we watched in horror, but the bottle didnt break, it just rolled into the gutter with some bubbles frothing out. He gave a shout and smiled triumphantly, waving his fist at us. Then he sneered and bent down to pick up his bottle of brown


and a half bottle of whiskey fell out of his top pocked and smashed to bits

[2BIT]

Yup, it's called the Dunning-Kruger Effect

Sasguru reckons most of us have a dose of it.

who is sasguru?

[Cliphead]

That's not Glasgow. TOOOOOOOOO Posh

I think it comes under East Dunbartonshire, definitley not Glasgow. It's only pretend posh, Milngavie is the place to be apparently