- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
New Girl
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
-
Originally posted by 2BIT View Postwho is sasguru?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI know how the trick works, but I prefer to actually get the work done.sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
-
Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostThey train them from young:
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
-
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Who isn't sasguru? He is everyone and no-one. He is the voice of despair whispering to your soul in the dark hours, and his are the words of the cut-price garden shed salesman pleading for your attention as you buy a simple bag of compost.Comment
-
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThen he espies the taxi queue, draws himself up and starts to hurl unintelligable abuse at us, it was quite impressive considering how plastered he was.
forget a woman scorned, a pissed Glaswegian is far far harder to placatesufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
-
Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWSS
Who isn't sasguru? He is everyone and no-one. He is the voice of despair whispering to your soul in the dark hours, and his are the words of the cut-price garden shed salesman pleading for your attention as you buy a simple bag of compost.
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
Originally posted by Cliphead View PostI think it comes under East Dunbartonshire, definitley not Glasgow. It's only pretend posh, Milngavie is the place to be apparentlyWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
-
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou shouldn't post when you've been doing drugs OG
Kettle....Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWSS
Who isn't sasguru? He is everyone and no-one. He is the voice of despair whispering to your soul in the dark hours, and his are the words of the cut-price garden shed salesman pleading for your attention as you buy a simple bag of compost.sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment