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Mind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.
It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostMind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.
It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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printf? How '80s.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIt was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIt would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}Code:x = calculateValueAccordingToScience(); return x + fudgeFactorToMakeItWork;
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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x = getBibleReference(n);
if (x==someOtherHistoricalReference(n))
{
echo "<p>Truth of entire bible is proven</p>";
}
function getBibleReference(n)
{
return someOtherHistoricalReference(n);
}
function someOtherHistoricalReference(n)
{
return true;
}
Your turn d000000000000000000000000000000000000000gh!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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This is probably the lamest thread ever
Code:function secularReligionFilter(Religion) { return search("news","extremist",Religion).sortBy("mostCrazy")[0]; }
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Oh ok.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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