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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I can see the confusion:

    Socialists are mostly thick, annoying cocks and tory voters are often self absorbed , me me me, ers.
    Ah I see. You must be a socialist then.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Mind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.

      It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:

      if (x!=y)
      {
      x = y;
      printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
      }
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Mind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.

        It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:

        if (x!=y)
        {
        x = y;
        printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
        }
        No doubt d000hg will be along shortly to oblige. As long as he still finds the thrust of this thread boring enough for him to pass his traditional extraneous comment.

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          printf? How '80s.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            It was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #16
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              It was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.
              Really? Not ASM?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:

                if (x!=y)
                {
                x = y;
                printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
                }
                Code:
                x = calculateValueAccordingToScience();
                return x + fudgeFactorToMakeItWork;
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  x = getBibleReference(n);
                  if (x==someOtherHistoricalReference(n))
                  {
                  echo "<p>Truth of entire bible is proven</p>";
                  }

                  function getBibleReference(n)
                  {
                  return someOtherHistoricalReference(n);
                  }

                  function someOtherHistoricalReference(n)
                  {
                  return true;
                  }

                  Your turn d000000000000000000000000000000000000000gh!
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #19
                    This is probably the lamest thread ever

                    Code:
                    function secularReligionFilter(Religion)
                    {
                      return search("news","extremist",Religion).sortBy("mostCrazy")[0];
                    }
                    Can we give up?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Oh ok.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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