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Mind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.
It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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No doubt d000hg will be along shortly to oblige. As long as he still finds the thrust of this thread boring enough for him to pass his traditional extraneous comment.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostMind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.
It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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printf? How '80s.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Really? Not ASM?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIt was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIt would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}Code:x = calculateValueAccordingToScience(); return x + fudgeFactorToMakeItWork;
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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x = getBibleReference(n);
if (x==someOtherHistoricalReference(n))
{
echo "<p>Truth of entire bible is proven</p>";
}
function getBibleReference(n)
{
return someOtherHistoricalReference(n);
}
function someOtherHistoricalReference(n)
{
return true;
}
Your turn d000000000000000000000000000000000000000gh!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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This is probably the lamest thread ever
Can we give up?Code:function secularReligionFilter(Religion) { return search("news","extremist",Religion).sortBy("mostCrazy")[0]; }Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Oh ok.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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