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Xog, try Epicurus. Makes sense and you'd like it. Simple pleasure and no fear of death. Cathartic.
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This is probably the lamest thread ever
Can we give up?Code:function secularReligionFilter(Religion) { return search("news","extremist",Religion).sortBy("mostCrazy")[0]; }
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x = getBibleReference(n);
if (x==someOtherHistoricalReference(n))
{
echo "<p>Truth of entire bible is proven</p>";
}
function getBibleReference(n)
{
return someOtherHistoricalReference(n);
}
function someOtherHistoricalReference(n)
{
return true;
}
Your turn d000000000000000000000000000000000000000gh!
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIt would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}Code:x = calculateValueAccordingToScience(); return x + fudgeFactorToMakeItWork;
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It was the nearest I could get to the sort of code Abraham would have used.
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No doubt d000hg will be along shortly to oblige. As long as he still finds the thrust of this thread boring enough for him to pass his traditional extraneous comment.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostMind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.
It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}
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Mind you, lefty is a very relative term. A CUK lefty is not a proper lefty as IT does instil a certain logic in people.
It would be interesting to see code written by a real fundamentalist religious sort:
if (x!=y)
{
x = y;
printf("how dare you questions god's will you blasphemer?");
}
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You're a Tory? I get very confused who's who on here, as in real life.
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I can see the confusion:
Socialists are mostly thick, annoying cocks and tory voters are often self absorbed , me me me,
ers.
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