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What size waist are you?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGet a medical. Seriously.
One diet aspect has changed when I think about it - I drink espressos now rather than filter coffee, that must be it.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostNah, I've never felt or looked healthier.
One diet aspect has changed when I think about it - I drink espressos now rather than filter coffee, that must be it.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostCome on Gonzo - tere must be more to it than that. Spill the beans man!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThis is not a swingers site, for the last time
I must have been acting rather inappropriately at the meet-ups then.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNah. You catch them with honey and then kill them with vinegar. Stupid.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post148 is entry level Mensa. When I was a kid my parents both joined, then made me sit the test. I did really well, and then had it rammed down my throat every time I under achieved at school.
There you go, some ammunition for you.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostActually, I would rather my kids are happy, can integrate well with others and have a good sense of humour with an individual personality.
I've never met a person in Mensa who wasn't deficient in some way psychologically.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm a svelte 32'' as those who have met me can attest.
HTHOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTop man
I don't have much truck with my folks anymore, and try to get on with everybody, not judge, give people the benefit of the doubt, try and see the best in people and situations.
You know, classic bedwetter stuff
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