What size waist are you?

[TimberWolf]

I used to be 32" waist, but I probably prefer a 33" now. 33" leg too, although as I am slowly discovering from seeing myself in the mirror, I should really go with 34" length rather than 32" when 33" isn't available, as my trousers look something like those worn on the old series of Star Trek otherwise. In fact my last pair were 34" and they seem okay, so I don't know why I didn't resign from the Star Trek crew years ago. I expect I'll find out when it rains or something.

[MarillionFan]

Start a poll about who has the lowest IQ. You're on a roll, keep going.

148

Just short of mensa I believe. But that's fine. I wouldn't want to be in any club that would have me as a member.

My boy though! WHOA! 22 Months and can read a book. Scary.

[AtW]

22 Months and can read a book.

So who is the father then?

[suityou01]

148

Just short of mensa I believe. But that's fine. I wouldn't want to be in any club that would have me as a member.

My boy though! WHOA! 22 Months and can read a book. Scary.

148 is entry level Mensa. When I was a kid my parents both joined, then made me sit the test. I did really well, and then had it rammed down my throat every time I under achieved at school.

There you go, some ammunition for you.

[MarillionFan]

148 is entry level Mensa. When I was a kid my parents both joined, then made me sit the test. I did really well, and then had it rammed down my throat every time I under achieved at school.

There you go, some ammunition for you.

Actually, I would rather my kids are happy, can integrate well with others and have a good sense of humour with an individual personality.

I've never met a person in Mensa who wasn't deficient in some way psychologically.

[suityou01]

Actually, I would rather my kids are happy, can integrate well with others and have a good sense of humour with an individual personality.

I've never met a person in Mensa who wasn't deficient in some way psychologically.

Top man

I don't have much truck with my folks anymore, and try to get on with everybody, not judge, give people the benefit of the doubt, try and see the best in people and situations.

You know, classic bedwetter stuff

[TimberWolf]

148 is entry level Mensa. When I was a kid my parents both joined, then made me sit the test. I did really well, and then had it rammed down my throat every time I under achieved at school.

There you go, some ammunition for you.

Try this one and be humbled. How can an IQ score be that accurate anyway? Don't they fluctuate wildly, usually violently in the upward direction as you practise them?

[suityou01]

Try this one and be humbled. How can an IQ score be that accurate anyway? Don't they fluctuate wildly, usually violently in the upward direction as you practise them?

I'd rather staple my scrotum to the desk.

It's all bolux anyway as you say. Some of MFs comebacks are actually quite witty so he can't be that daft.

[MarillionFan]

Top man

I don't have much truck with my folks anymore, and try to get on with everybody, not judge, give people the benefit of the doubt, try and see the best in people and situations.

You know, classic bedwetter stuff

I'm not as forgiving. I assume everyone is an idiot unless proven otherwise. I immediately judge, and can size anyone up within 30 seconds. I expect the worse in all situations and so therefore anything more is a bonus.

You know, classic b@stard stuff.

[suityou01]

I'm not as forgiving. I assume everyone is an idiot unless proven otherwise. I immediately judge, and can size anyone up within 30 seconds. I expect the worse in all situations and so therefore anything more is a bonus.

You know, classic b@stard stuff.

A self confessed bastid

You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar fatty