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    #71
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm seriously thinking of taking a look.

    I need something that fits in with all the footballers cars where I live, Astons, Audi R8, Ferraris everywhere down my street!
    Nah. Just cut out the middle man and put the money towards the penis extension
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #72
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I'm seriously thinking of taking a look.

      I need something that fits in with all the footballers cars where I live, Astons, Audi R8, Ferraris everywhere down my street!
      Get yourself a car with a story instead.

      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #73
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Nah. Just cut out the middle man and put the money towards the penis extension
        Any advice, what works best from your experience? One of them pump things?

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          #74
          SY - one way to do it would be to get the house (and gardens, surrounding area) highlighted a bit on the site and advertise it in TNT or the Gumtree to backpackers or the more upmarket Aussie/Saffa types who want a break with BYOB and a barbie of a weekend. £50 a head and you'll get a whole party of them in there. Better than nothing for the time-being.

          Maybe get in touch with one of the (many) tour companies doing this kind of thing with facilitated activities and offer them a 'cut down' rate on the place just to keep it afloat while he gets a proper business plan sorted.

          Better still if your mate can facilitate business relationships with activity centres (kayakking, climbing, whatever) nearby for reciprocal business/referrals. A long-shot but it might just work. Time for him to hit the phone and sort out longer-term ideas.

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            #75
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            upmarket Aussie/Saffa
            Can anyone spot the oxymoron?
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #76
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Can anyone spot the oxymoron?
              That did make me laugh.

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                #77
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Can anyone spot the oxymoron?
                It's a difficult distinction to make, but more your Sydney/Perth/Cape Town/PE types than the normal rabble that trash terraced houses in the East End. It's a risk either way but better some money coming in.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  SY - one way to do it would be to get the house (and gardens, surrounding area) highlighted a bit on the site and advertise it in TNT or the Gumtree to backpackers or the more upmarket Aussie/Saffa types who want a break with BYOB and a barbie of a weekend. £50 a head and you'll get a whole party of them in there. Better than nothing for the time-being.

                  Maybe get in touch with one of the (many) tour companies doing this kind of thing with facilitated activities and offer them a 'cut down' rate on the place just to keep it afloat while he gets a proper business plan sorted.

                  Better still if your mate can facilitate business relationships with activity centres (kayakking, climbing, whatever) nearby for reciprocal business/referrals. A long-shot but it might just work. Time for him to hit the phone and sort out longer-term ideas.
                  I'm all over this, thanks.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #79
                    Longer term maybe something similar to this which is just down the road. Business focussed B&B, conference facilities with food etc.

                    Shorter term maybe he can have a word with his MP, Gideon Osborne, who seems to be able to put the screw on the bankers to help small businessmen (ho hum).
                    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Who does he rent it from?

                      I was thinking he could start a clay pigeon shooting centre, or archery club, if there's room. But the lease may have conditions that prevent certain activities (and a brace of decent shotguns, or even bows and arrows, don't come cheap)
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