Help, Friend in need

[MarillionFan]

Well I hope it works out; I shudder to think of such a fine and noble house ending up in the grubby hands of some SUV driving arriviste pleb who'll buy a fake manorial title from the web and equip the place with hideous fake Italianate statues from B&Q and a revolting 'gazebo' where his plastic wife can sip chardonnay while being rogered by her personal trainer.

Alright £125K. Last offer.

[sasguru]

Well I hope it works out; I shudder to think of such a fine and noble house ending up in the grubby hands of some SUV driving arriviste pleb who'll buy a fake manorial title from the web and equip the place with hideous fake Italianate statues from B&Q and a revolting 'gazebo' where his plastic wife can sip chardonnay while being rogered by her personal trainer.

I think you'll find Dim drives a saloon.

[Mich the Tester]

I think you'll find Dim drives a saloon.

Oops; I'd always pictured him driving a Nissan Qumsplat or whatever they're called. With chrome wheels.

[vetran]

don't you mean the Nissan 'Cash Cow' their marketing team obviously have a sense of humour.

[DimPrawn]

Oops; I'd always pictured him driving a Nissan Qumsplat or whatever they're called. With chrome wheels.

I really want this car

sj specialist cars : 2006 bmw m6 AC SCHNITZER one off only 5 made £110K new utter mon

Its got DimPrawn written all over it.

[Mich the Tester]

I really want this car

sj specialist cars : 2006 bmw m6 AC SCHNITZER one off only 5 made £110K new utter mon

Its got DimPrawn written all over it.

I see the boot has an outsized handgrip; is that for people with back problems?

[MaryPoppins]

I really want this car

sj specialist cars : 2006 bmw m6 AC SCHNITZER one off only 5 made £110K new utter mon

Its got DimPrawn written all over it.

Chavtastic, innit?

[DimPrawn]

Chavtastic, innit?

I love it! Shame it hasn't got flip paint and those UV lights under the floor though.

[MaryPoppins]

I love it! Shame it hasn't got flip paint and those UV lights under the floor though.

Oh you could get those installed easily enough. You wouldn't be accepted down Tesco's carpark on a Thursday night without them. The mock chrome gearknob will be the icing on the cake I expect.

[DimPrawn]

I'm seriously thinking of taking a look.

I need something that fits in with all the footballers cars where I live, Astons, Audi R8, Ferraris everywhere down my street!