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[MarillionFan]

She's not into short effiminate types.

Exactly. So she said. That's why I'll introduce myself at the party.

[suityou01]

Exactly. So she said. That's why I'll introduce myself at the party.

I am a hulking great ape with 20'' penis, so will be a tough act to follow. And by follow I of course mean "sloppies".

Now back in yer box before I come out of retirement and pwn you some more.

[amcdonald]

Awwww you guys

I'm listing out all the advice and will go through it with him later. To be fair I think the kinky parties may work.

They're easier to make money on than swingers parties, with even better profits if you sell fetish tat from the premises as well

Get Max Mosely to do the official opening and he's minted

[MarillionFan]

I am a hulking great ape with 20'' penis, so will be a tough act to follow. And by follow I of course mean "sloppies".

Now back in yer box before I come out of retirement and pwn you some more.

You feeling a little inadequate today? No worries. Come here and I'll give you a cuddle old pal of mine.

[suityou01]

You feeling a little inadequate today? No worries. Come here and I'll give you a cuddle old pal of mine.

You'll have to change your avatar first.

[Clippy]

Only scanned through this thread but has anyone mentioned The Hotel Inspector?

Your mates story, failing hotel on the brink of repossession, seems ideal.

As an added bonus the Inspector, Alex Polizzi, IMBO has the best baps currently on TV.

[vetran]

Only scanned through this thread but has anyone mentioned The Hotel Inspector?

Your mates story, failing hotel on the brink of repossession, seems ideal.

As an added bonus the Inspector, Alex Polizzi, IMBO has the best baps currently on TV.
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Yes page 2 or 3.

She is quite cute, she can turn my bed down any time.

[vetran]

Have you changed the front page picture? Or was I being stupid?

[RichardCranium]

When putting together blurb, be it for the web site or flyers or other marketing, bear in mind the available resources.

Photos of Great Budworth and more about the church
Great Budworth photos & maps
The local tourist attractions
The real dairy ice cream farm!
Bugger all on Wikipedia, though

A little research on the local boozers tells me they're crap. Sadly.

[d000hg]

I am a hulking great ape with 20'' penis, so will be a tough act to follow. And by follow I of course mean "sloppies".

Now back in yer box before I come out of retirement and pwn you some more.

The big fat ape part I have no problem believing. But a rubber 20" dildo you keep under the bed doesn't count.