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    #21
    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    You mean that story didn't make him more attractive to you? I'm shocked
    I'm being too fussy, aren't I.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #22
      I'm quite shocked by this.



      Tone

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        #23
        Originally posted by Tingles View Post
        I'm quite shocked by this.



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        Oh come on!

        Who hasn't knocked one out in a cinema while watching Toy Story II!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Oh come on!

          Who hasn't knocked one out in a cinema while watching Toy Story II!

          I'm quite shocked by this.


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            #25
            Just told the girly about this thread.

            "What are you men like"

            "Hold on love, what did I do wrong? I was not the one jerking off in front of my mate"

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              #26
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly.
              Did you have a race?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #27
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                What does your girlfriend think about your mutual masturbation session with your mate?
                She was too busy dancing and earning her dollars to notice I expect!!
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  OR
                  c) find a less seedy way to spend your weekend, rather than staring at your mate inside some filthy "wank box"

                  What ever posessed him to a) do this and b) tell us about it.
                  WHS.

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                    #29
                    So anyone else still doubts that Wilmslow character is real?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                      Had an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.

                      I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).

                      Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.
                      Try this on acid mate, like I have.

                      You can only see the eyes of your mates, peeping through his slot opposite you but it is hilarious. 5 sets of eyes looking at you across this freak show.

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