Amsterdam visit

[DimPrawn]

He sits on his hand until it goes numb and then has a tommy tank whilst imagining Anne Widdicombe on Strictly.

Back in five.

[MarillionFan]

Err at a guess, it's populated by people like you?

Even on Chatroulette gingers are shunned.

[BoredBloke]

Had an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.

I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).

Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.

You do realise that there is probably another website where his mate is saying exactly the same thing.

[RichardCranium]

You do realise that there is probably another website where his mate is saying exactly the same thing.

What has been bugging me is: what one should do when in Wilmslow's position?

Knowing you can see your mate having a five-knuckle-shuffle, and therefore he must be able to see you too, does one:

a) do the same knowing he can see you;
OR
b) refrain from doing the same because he can see you.

It makes the going first versus sloppy seconds dilemma seem straightforward.

[Pondlife]

OR
c) find a less seedy way to spend your weekend, rather than staring at your mate inside some filthy "wank box"

What ever posessed him to a) do this and b) tell us about it.

Serious issues going on here.

[d000hg]

Had an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.

I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).

Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.

Wilmslow are you and your mate Gricer and Malc?

[MaryPoppins]

OR
c) find a less seedy way to spend your weekend, rather than staring at your mate inside some filthy "wank box"

What ever posessed him to a) do this and b) tell us about it.

Serious issues going on here.

I think we're meant to be bowled over by how cool his life is.

[Churchill]

I think we're meant to be bowled over by how cool his life is.

What? Trying to hit your mate with the "money shot" across a room with a naked girl in the middle before he hits you isn't cool?

[Bunk]

I think we're meant to be bowled over by how cool his life is.

You mean that story didn't make him more attractive to you? I'm shocked

[RichardCranium]

You mean that story didn't make him more attractive to you? I'm shocked

She's just upset he didn't invite her because she has been horrid in response to his amorous advances.

I suspect she's jealous of the bunny boiler; she'll come round to his propositions in time, I'm sure.