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Originally posted by Churchill View PostErr at a guess, it's populated by people like you?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostHad an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.
I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).
Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostYou do realise that there is probably another website where his mate is saying exactly the same thing.
Knowing you can see your mate having a five-knuckle-shuffle, and therefore he must be able to see you too, does one:
a) do the same knowing he can see you;
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b) refrain from doing the same because he can see you.
It makes the going first versus sloppy seconds dilemma seem straightforward.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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c) find a less seedy way to spend your weekend, rather than staring at your mate inside some filthy "wank box"
What ever posessed him to a) do this and b) tell us about it.
Serious issues going on here.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostHad an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.
I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).
Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOR
c) find a less seedy way to spend your weekend, rather than staring at your mate inside some filthy "wank box"
What ever posessed him to a) do this and b) tell us about it.
Serious issues going on here.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think we're meant to be bowled over by how cool his life is.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think we're meant to be bowled over by how cool his life is.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostYou mean that story didn't make him more attractive to you? I'm shocked
I suspect she's jealous of the bunny boiler; she'll come round to his propositions in time, I'm sure.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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