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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Wilmslow,
in this North Sea crossing / city visit / North Sea crossing expedition, did you do anything else?
Or was witnessing your friend's relief the highlight of the tour?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Oh, here's the real Mr Cool.Originally posted by aussielong View PostTry this on acid mate, like I have.
You can only see the eyes of your mates, peeping through his slot opposite you but it is hilarious. 5 sets of eyes looking at you across this freak show.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You're getting aroused by all this, aren't you?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh, here's the real Mr Cool.

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It's just a job to me love.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou're getting aroused by all this, aren't you?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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