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I'm being too fussy, aren't I.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh come on!Originally posted by Tingles View PostI'm quite shocked by this.
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Who hasn't knocked one out in a cinema while watching Toy Story II!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh come on!
Who hasn't knocked one out in a cinema while watching Toy Story II!
I'm quite shocked by this.
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Just told the girly about this thread.
"What are you men like"
"Hold on love, what did I do wrong? I was not the one jerking off in front of my mate"Comment
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Did you have a race?Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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She was too busy dancing and earning her dollars to notice I expect!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat does your girlfriend think about your mutual masturbation session with your mate?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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WHS.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOR
c) find a less seedy way to spend your weekend, rather than staring at your mate inside some filthy "wank box"
What ever posessed him to a) do this and b) tell us about it.Comment
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Try this on acid mate, like I have.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostHad an interesting weekend cruise visit to Amsterdam.
I thought that peep show booths had complete privacy (you know – lady on turntable, cracking off booths around this with shutters).
Wrong. My mate was in the booth opposite, could make him out rather clearly. A very disturbing experience of life. But fun.
You can only see the eyes of your mates, peeping through his slot opposite you but it is hilarious. 5 sets of eyes looking at you across this freak show.Comment
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