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Minor things that really piss you off !

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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    Women who say "bye, bye, bye, bye,bye, bye, bye, byebye, bye, bye, byebye, bye, bye, byebye, bye, bye, byebye, bye, bye, bye" at the end of each jocking phone call.
    Anyone (men and women) who start mobile phone conversations with:

    "Where are you?"



    FFS these are mobile phones, doofuses, that's the point.

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      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      My BLADDER STONE IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF.

      Sorry.

      Have to wait till next week to get it sorted.
      Was offered a private place tomorrow morning.

      "No It's OK, thanks for the offer, I will wait my turn"

      Feck that. After 2 weeks of this I'm getting on the gravy train. Ross Hall here we come.

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        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        Was offered a private place tomorrow morning.

        "No It's OK, thanks for the offer, I will wait my turn"

        Feck that. After 2 weeks of this I'm getting on the gravy train. Ross Hall here we come.
        Too much vino probably, but I don't geddit. Going private or not?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          Paying a premium rate for a TV channel called 'Sky SPORTS' and finding I'm getting something that should be on a channel called 'Sky PUB GAMES'.

          Darts is NOT a sport.
          Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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            Originally posted by Alf W View Post
            Paying a premium rate for a TV channel called 'Sky SPORTS' and finding I'm getting something that should be on a channel called 'Sky PUB GAMES'.

            Darts is NOT a sport.
            Oh nice one
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Too much vino probably, but I don't geddit. Going private or not?
              Not paying but jumping the list and seeing a private doctor through connections.

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                Originally posted by Alf W View Post
                Paying a premium rate for a TV channel called 'Sky SPORTS' and finding I'm getting something that should be on a channel called 'Sky PUB GAMES'.

                Darts is NOT a sport.
                Try watching it in 3D HD on the red button board-cam, it's feckin' terrifying.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Not paying but jumping the list and seeing a private doctor through connections.
                  Why didn't you say so? Top work, and a speedy recovery my friend.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    People who come back to the hotel late at night with their friends and decide to have a conversation in the corridor before turning in. Didn't you have the whole evening to talk to each other, *******?
                    Quality and well-founded rant.

                    This seems to be a characteristic of the German speaking countries. They have neither the concept of lowering their voices when it's late or simply clearing off home.

                    They also do this outside the restaurant just down the road from me.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                      Not paying but jumping the list and seeing a private doctor through connections.
                      Hope they get you sorted ASAP.

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