The automated check-out at Asda. It's grating voice is too loud and interrupts with "please put the item in the bagging area" whilst your putting the stuff in the bag.
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In Aldi all you get is "Put it in the fecking bag you prick"Originally posted by lightng View PostCoffee's for closersComment
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Taxi drivers that insist on using their mobile phones without a hands free kit.
I am precious cargo you fooking c*cks.
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People who want to read and give some consideration to each possible menu option on a cash point when it's snowing. I can hear. The beeps aren't happening quickly enough. Get on with it!Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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People who loudly crunch food, I’m sure some of them could manage crunch custard."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Taxi drivers that never have any change.Comment
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Having to put my liquids into a clear plastic bag when travelling.Comment
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People who chew with their mouth open; silently or noisilyOriginally posted by Paddy View Post
people who listen to their music deafeningly loud on the train so the entire carriage can hear it
people who hold a conversation loudly on their phone so the whole carriage can hear it
Royal mail dumping parcels on your doorstep as they can't be bothered filling in a form for you to collect it at the post officeComment
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Taxi drivers who moan that you haven't tipped them when you ask for a receipt.Originally posted by fckvwls View PostBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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It's my strong suspicion that when the machine scans the card, and it realises that the customer is female, then in addition to "Cash with receipt", "Balance enquiry" etc., it shows an extra option called "Mills & Boon Novel" for her leisurely reading pleasure.Originally posted by Alf W View PostComment
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