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Minor things that really piss you off !
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When I get time, aye.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostShe even manages to slip them in herself:
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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The two girls who sit opposite me
both blonde, mid twenties and fit and whose mere presence makes it almost impossible to concentrate (on work)Coffee's for closersComment
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Thread title is "piss you off" not "get you off"!Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThe two girls who sit opposite me
both blonde, mid twenties and fit and whose mere presence makes it almost impossible to concentrate (on work)Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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They're not getting me off which in turn pisses me off... capiche?Originally posted by Wodewick View PostThread title is "piss you off" not "get you off"!Coffee's for closersComment
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Are you not engaging them in playful and flirtatious banter?Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThey're not getting me off which in turn pisses me off... capiche?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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they're opposite me but on a different group of desks far enough away to banter awkward without shoutingOriginally posted by doodab View PostAre you not engaging them in playful and flirtatious banter?Coffee's for closersComment
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Far enough away that you can legitimately "stare into space" without getting into trouble?Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postthey're opposite me but on a different group of desks far enough away to banter awkward without shoutingWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Just aboutOriginally posted by doodab View PostFar enough away that you can legitimately "stare into space" without getting into trouble?Coffee's for closersComment
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Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Too many dirty minds in this place - You included Miss Poppins!
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