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Minor things that really piss you off !

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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Too many dirty minds in this place - You included Miss Poppins!
    She even manages to slip them in herself:

    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    having a right old barny they were, right up my arse.
    Coffee's for closers

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      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      She even manages to slip them in herself:
      When I get time, aye.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        The two girls who sit opposite me

        both blonde, mid twenties and fit and whose mere presence makes it almost impossible to concentrate (on work)
        Coffee's for closers

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          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
          The two girls who sit opposite me

          both blonde, mid twenties and fit and whose mere presence makes it almost impossible to concentrate (on work)
          Thread title is "piss you off" not "get you off"!
          Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
          Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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            Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
            Thread title is "piss you off" not "get you off"!
            They're not getting me off which in turn pisses me off... capiche?
            Coffee's for closers

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              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              They're not getting me off which in turn pisses me off... capiche?
              Are you not engaging them in playful and flirtatious banter?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Are you not engaging them in playful and flirtatious banter?
                they're opposite me but on a different group of desks far enough away to banter awkward without shouting
                Coffee's for closers

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                  Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                  they're opposite me but on a different group of desks far enough away to banter awkward without shouting
                  Far enough away that you can legitimately "stare into space" without getting into trouble?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Far enough away that you can legitimately "stare into space" without getting into trouble?
                    Just about
                    Coffee's for closers

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                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      Far enough away that you can legitimately "stare into space" without getting into trouble?
                      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                      Just about
                      Staring into space is fair enough - just watch out for the "inadvertantly stroking todger" faux pas!
                      Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                      Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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