Minor things that really piss you off !

[RichardCranium]

Typical ******* woman. You assuming something makes me wrong ?

You're not married yet, are you?

Women have got many faults.
Men have only two.
Everything they say,
And everything they do.

You'll learn.

Personally, I always have the last word in any argument with my wife. It's "Sorry".

[RichardCranium]

A large gap is good practice. You should always be able to see tyres and tarmac.

I agree; I was taught the same. Then I drove in London and discovered any gap greater than 6" was an invitation to the company-car-driver in the next lane to pull in.

But I am talking about the country lane type jams where some feckwit will just sit there and leave a gap of over 100 metres while the traffic ahead stop-start-stop-starts slowly away. Or even on the motorway, for that matter.

[Lockhouse]

A large gap is good practice. You should always be able to see tyres and tarmac.

When I did my taxi test I was told to always make sure when in a traffic queue you can get round the car in front without reversing.

[TestMangler]

You're not married yet, are you?

Women have got many faults.
Men have only two.
Everything they say,
And everything they do.

You'll learn.

Personally, I always have the last word in any argument with my wife. It's "Sorry".

I am actually (17 years). I must be lucky. Mine does what she's told

PS - Don't tell her I said that !

[MaryPoppins]

I reckon we could get Wilmslow and Lola together though. Not sure what the offspring would be though

It would deffo be interesting considering they're both blokes

[Paddy]

When I did my taxi test I was told to always make sure when in a traffic queue you can get round the car in front without reversing.

WHS. Especially when driving through Lewisham and you could be a carjacking target. Furthermore, lots of problems in the ice and snow were caused by cars driving bumper to bumper and then trying to get up hills without a run-up

[RichardCranium]

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Every time it bloody rains.

[thunderlizard]

The freshly peeled beetroot that just rolled off the chopping board and bounced across the nice beige carpet.

[suityou01]

The freshly peeled beetroot that just rolled off the chopping board and bounced across the nice beige carpet.

Who the frak has carpet in their kitchen?

[RichardCranium]

Who the frak has carpet in their kitchen?

tenants, with tulip-head landlords.