Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen
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I accidently did this once (i.e. parked in someone's spot). I came back to a note on my windscreen that started "Oi, c...t..." and went on to some further abuse. It made me laugh so much I kept it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Did what?Originally posted by zeitghostI did this at an interview once.
Oddly, I didn't get the gig.
Just as well really, since it was mostly crap.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I have been known to use large amounts of tape then attaching a "polite" note to the windscreen, right where the driver needs to look out.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI accidently did this once (i.e. parked in someone's spot). I came back to a note on my windscreen that started "Oi, c...t..." and went on to some further abuse. It made me laugh so much I kept it.
I have yet to use glue
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People talking in the quiet carriage! AAArrrggghhhh!!!!!!!...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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While working from home, some office based colleagues still arrange conference calls while American Chopper and Deadliest Catch is on

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Called someone a 'c'? Left a note on their car? Parked in their spot?Originally posted by zeitghostThat.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I hate when people tape notes on my car when I've parked up in their drive. I consider this vandalism.
You can park anywhere you want in the UK, it's a civil matter.
Just because you pay for a spot, tough luck. Put a gate up otherwise it's an invitation to park.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Next time you park in my spot I'll do a poo on your bonnet and deflate all your tyres.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI hate when people tape notes on my car when I've parked up in their drive. I consider this vandalism.
You can park anywhere you want in the UK, it's a civil matter.
Just because you pay for a spot, tough luck. Put a gate up otherwise it's an invitation to park.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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When other people park in my spot I consider it trespassing and feel justified in confiscating the object on "my land".Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI hate when people tape notes on my car when I've parked up in their drive. I consider this vandalism.
You can park anywhere you want in the UK, it's a civil matter.
Just because you pay for a spot, tough luck. Put a gate up otherwise it's an invitation to park."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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BTW. That's called theft.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostWhen other people park in my spot I consider it trespassing and feel justified in confiscating the object on "my land".
You are Farmer Giles and I claim my £5.
'Get 'orfff' my land!'What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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