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Minor things that really piss you off !

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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    When someone uses the private parking spot I have, and pay for, in front of our building I feel the red rage bubbling in my blood.

    It is such a shame it costs me 50 EUR to have their car towed. I would love to have their cars towed on a regular basis.
    I accidently did this once (i.e. parked in someone's spot). I came back to a note on my windscreen that started "Oi, c...t..." and went on to some further abuse. It made me laugh so much I kept it.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      I did this at an interview once.

      Oddly, I didn't get the gig.

      Just as well really, since it was mostly crap.
      Did what?
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I accidently did this once (i.e. parked in someone's spot). I came back to a note on my windscreen that started "Oi, c...t..." and went on to some further abuse. It made me laugh so much I kept it.
        I have been known to use large amounts of tape then attaching a "polite" note to the windscreen, right where the driver needs to look out.

        I have yet to use glue
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          People talking in the quiet carriage! AAArrrggghhhh!!!!!!!
          ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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            While working from home, some office based colleagues still arrange conference calls while American Chopper and Deadliest Catch is on
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              That.
              Called someone a 'c'? Left a note on their car? Parked in their spot?
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                I hate when people tape notes on my car when I've parked up in their drive. I consider this vandalism.

                You can park anywhere you want in the UK, it's a civil matter.

                Just because you pay for a spot, tough luck. Put a gate up otherwise it's an invitation to park.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I hate when people tape notes on my car when I've parked up in their drive. I consider this vandalism.

                  You can park anywhere you want in the UK, it's a civil matter.

                  Just because you pay for a spot, tough luck. Put a gate up otherwise it's an invitation to park.
                  Next time you park in my spot I'll do a poo on your bonnet and deflate all your tyres.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I hate when people tape notes on my car when I've parked up in their drive. I consider this vandalism.

                    You can park anywhere you want in the UK, it's a civil matter.

                    Just because you pay for a spot, tough luck. Put a gate up otherwise it's an invitation to park.
                    When other people park in my spot I consider it trespassing and feel justified in confiscating the object on "my land".
                    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                      When other people park in my spot I consider it trespassing and feel justified in confiscating the object on "my land".
                      BTW. That's called theft.

                      You are Farmer Giles and I claim my £5.

                      'Get 'orfff' my land!'
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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