Minor things that really piss you off !

[Clippy]

Posters who have a dino avatar which spends most of last year wiping its feet, then spends this year shouting at me everytime I look at it.



ps Does he do anything else?

The 'wiping his feet' was a bit strange.

No other tricks as yet - not until the website I linked to uploads another version.

[Sysman]

I know this one has been covered too, but it's annoying enough to mention again. When the cashier wodges coins followed by notes and the receipt onto your hand. Especially irritating when trying to negotiate small child out of the shop, and have a hand full of crap that I refuse to screw up into a ball and put in my bag just because the cashier is a thoughtless goon.

I know someone here has a clever method for avoiding this, but I can't remember it.

I used to get this in UK supermarkets. I think there's a security reason behind it, but can't remember the details.

[norrahe]

People who insist on gettin on the tube behind you even though there is no feasible way they can fit on

[Churchill]

People who won't shift their fat arses so I can get on the tube.

[BoredBloke]

Fat buggers who push in on the tube when it's obvious that neither can fit on!

[Spacecadet]

The tube generally

[MaryPoppins]

People waiting at traffic lights who seem stunned when they change from red to green and fumble through the junction just in time before they turn red again ensuring they are the only one(s) who get through. Nice - were you born stupid or have you been practicing?

[wurzel]

People who form a queue behind you when you are not actually part of a queue.

Similarly, people who are in a queue but, because they are lagging so far behind the next person in it , cause you to inadvertently push in and then get treated like a war criminal for doing so.

[MarillionFan]

The way the girl in my basement taps on the pipes at night in the forlorn hope that someone may hear her and rescue her from her life as a sex slave.

[Spacecadet]

People who form a queue behind you when you are not actually part of a queue.

People who stand close to a queue but are not actually in it and are too engrossed with their phone to realise that where they are standing is that grey area between being in the queue and just being slow or not being in the queue and just being an idiot