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Minor things that really piss you off !

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    The rude TV Licensing income protection fascist bastards.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      I wanted to say Sarah Kennedy but she's gone.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        The way the thieving bastards at Orange keep changing my PAYG scheme to the 15p per call 'Skunk' scheme every 3 months.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          All BMW drivers.

          If you are a BMW driver and disagree with this, guess what?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            a) Watching people tip large amounts of change from their hard-earned savings into those thieving machines in supermarkets that only give you 91% to 89% of what you put in, and then only in vouchers.

            b) Watching people tip large amounts of change from hard-scrounged charity collections into those thieving machines in supermarkets that only give you 91% to 89% of what you put in, and then only in vouchers.

            c) Not believing implementing change-counting machines could ever make any money, and walking away from the opportunity.
            Last edited by RichardCranium; 15 December 2010, 23:25.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              a) My first endowment policy.

              b) My second endowment policy.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Sleep, man, sleep!

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                  607mm... I don't want to buy a 3x2m sheet and waste 80% of it, so why is every other bit of wood, ply or MDF only 607mm wide in B&Q?

                  My loft hatch is 680x680. Bastards.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    Listening to the stupid bastards that told me buying a 72' narrowboat for £1,000 was a bad investment, and a £28,000 Barratts house was a good investment.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      My LtdCo pension company scheme.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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