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    #211
    "Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us and we value your call."

    Yeah, you bastards. You value it at £1 per minute so it is no wonder I'm on hold.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #212
      "Can I have a slurp of your drink?"

      No, you can't. Feck off.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #213
        "Got any spare change?"

        I don't know. I'm not dead yet.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #214
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          Slow moving old people, in just about any situation.
          Old scrotes that drive at the weekend.

          Tractors out and about in the rush hour.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #215
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            People that put their fog lights on because it is raining.
            People that still have their fog lights on in August, FFS.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #216
              People that get off the bus, then try to cross the road in front of the same bus.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #217
                Having some numpty copper trying to control the traffic at a major cross-roads when the lights aren't working.

                Just feck off! We can actually do this faster without you.

                (A40 at East Acton from 1992 to 1995. Frequently.)
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #218
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  "Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us and we value your call."
                  Yeah if you really did value my call you'd employ enough people to answer it... and why do I always seem to catch them when they have an unusually high number of calls eh? Feckin' liars...

                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #219
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    British Telecom
                    WHS, especially their 18 month minimum contract.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #220
                      Buses that go past and vent the compressed air in a...

                      PSSSSHHHHTTT

                      ...in your ear

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