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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    People who make multiple forum posts when they could easily have just made one long post
    People who do long lists on forum posts that are hard to reply to.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Big cities like Manchester not having pedestrian crossings at major junctions.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Not being able to log out and have CUK remember which threads I have still not read.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
          Sleep, man, sleep!
          Waking up, busting for a pee, 20 minutes before the alarm is due to go off.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            607mm... I don't want to buy a 3x2m sheet and waste 80% of it, so why is every other bit of wood, ply or MDF only 607mm wide in B&Q? My loft hatch is 680x680.

            Bastards.
            Pack of 3 XK742/24b/J oven light bulbs?

            But I only want one.

            Bastards.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              My new Zanussi tumble dryer insists on beeping a 4 tone "I'm finished" message... so fecking what? Why tell me at 3 in the morning FFS? Or at all?? Why can't I switch this 'feature' off?

              We've got BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! a dishwasher that BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! has a similar user-BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!friendly feature which BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! is quite useful when you BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! feel the need to take BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! a knife and casually BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! MURDER SOMEONE.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Arguments for global warming.

                Arguments against global warming.

                Arguments about global warming.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  A paper cut.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Spending all day wanting a pint, but being good.

                    Finally going to a boozer you spotted 5 hours earlier, and taking your time checking all the pumps. Then ordering whatever looks best.

                    "Sorry, love, that's off."

                    Ordering 2nd best.

                    "Sorry. So's that."

                    Ordering the local bitter.

                    "That too, I'm afraid."

                    Getting desperate: "So what do you have?"

                    "Hofmeister or Fosters."

                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      The side effects from these high-blood pressure tablets piss me off too.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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