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Minor things that really piss you off !
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People who do long lists on forum posts that are hard to reply to.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Big cities like Manchester not having pedestrian crossings at major junctions.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Not being able to log out and have CUK remember which threads I have still not read.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Waking up, busting for a pee, 20 minutes before the alarm is due to go off.Originally posted by conned tractor View PostSleep, man, sleep!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Pack of 3 XK742/24b/J oven light bulbs?Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post607mm... I don't want to buy a 3x2m sheet and waste 80% of it, so why is every other bit of wood, ply or MDF only 607mm wide in B&Q? My loft hatch is 680x680.
Bastards.
But I only want one.
Bastards.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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We've got BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! a dishwasher that BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! has a similar user-BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!friendly feature which BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! is quite useful when you BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! feel the need to take BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! a knife and casually BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! MURDER SOMEONE.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostMy new Zanussi tumble dryer insists on beeping a 4 tone "I'm finished" message... so fecking what? Why tell me at 3 in the morning FFS? Or at all?? Why can't I switch this 'feature' off?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Arguments for global warming.
Arguments against global warming.
Arguments about global warming.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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A paper cut.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Spending all day wanting a pint, but being good.
Finally going to a boozer you spotted 5 hours earlier, and taking your time checking all the pumps. Then ordering whatever looks best.
"Sorry, love, that's off."
Ordering 2nd best.
"Sorry. So's that."
Ordering the local bitter.
"That too, I'm afraid."
Getting desperate: "So what do you have?"
"Hofmeister or Fosters."
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The side effects from these high-blood pressure tablets piss me off too.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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