Minor things that really piss you off !

[Sysman]

Santan****ingder don't do this faster payment thing. ******* arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh

I think it was about 1990 that I tried using Abbey National, only to find that they took something like 10 days to process a cheque paid in. I was distinctly dischuffed to have them on the phone one morning threatening to bounce my mortgage payment when the money had already disappeared from my business account.

[suityou01]

Being asked to do the impossible, and then having your deliverable promised for you with an imposed deadline.

[wurzel]

People who overtake on a dual carriageway at 1 inch per hour faster than the vehicle that they are over taking such that by the time it's your turn to overtake you've run out of dual carriageway

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Any pre-grated cheese - particularly parmesan

Invented words bearing the prefix "pre" - like Pre-order, Pre-warn, Pre-book. In every case the "pre" is redundant and the product of feebleness.

[darmstadt]

Monday afternoon hangovers

[DodgyAgent]

Invented words bearing the prefix "pre" - like Pre-order, Pre-warn, Pre-book. In every case the "pre" is redundant and the product of feebleness.

Pre-foreplay?

[wobbegong]

Five to be going on with . . .

Ebay sellers that put a link to an enlarged picture of their item, but when you click it the same sized picture opens up in a new window.

Supermarket assistants who, on seeing your entire conveyor belt of shopping, ask you if you'd like any carrier bags.

Users who, despite warnings and advice to backup/archive their data, don't, then blame you when the whole lot disappears.

Cyclists who don't obey traffic lights, overtake on the inside and/or ride on pavements.

Motorists who have their in-car music so loud that it drowns out my music, from the car in front.

[OwlHoot]

Pre-foreplay?

I imagine that for quite a few guys around here that would be doubly redundant

[alreadypacked]

Ebay sellers that put a link to an enlarged picture of their item, but when you click it the same sized picture opens up in a new window.

Supermarket assistants who, on seeing your entire conveyor belt of shopping, ask you if you'd like any carrier bags.

Users who, despite warnings and advice to backup/archive their data, don't, then blame you when the whole lot disappears.

Cyclists who don't obey traffic lights, overtake on the inside and/or ride on pavements.

Motorists who have their in-car music so loud that it drowns out my music, from the car in front.

Having a bad day, cheer-up it's only Monday

[wobbegong]

Having a bad day, cheer-up it's only Monday

Exactly!