Posters that brag about using the ignore feature. 
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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And another anonymous -ve rep "No! Twunt".Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAnd another anonymous -ve rep "Have it!". Coward.
And another anonymous -ve rep "...".
Just how many sockpuppets do you intend to use to -ve rep me, you anonymous, cowardly wanker?
Is it because you are just the sort of piece of tulip that would intentionally install a pale carpet in a tenant's kitchen to stitch them up?
Or just really, really sad?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Stop being a ******* bedwetter!Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
I couldn't neg rep you(again) so I thought I'd post this.
Btw, stop looking at your rep!Comment
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People who say...
"I trust that 'X' has been done"
...especially in the workplace, and via a cowardly email
e.g. "I trust that <what I expect you to have done, but in reality know that you weren't even considering doing> has been done"
The worst use of this expression is when it is by someone who has no authority to say or demand such things, but expects everything to be 'just so'. Usually somebody who spends far too much time organising the coloured pens in their desk drawer, or drawing process diagrams in Visio for meaningless and menial tasks.
Bunch of
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Would it be ok to ask why they would expect this to be done? Against what meeting minutes / programme?Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostPeople who say...
"I trust that 'X' has been done"
...especially in the workplace, and via a cowardly email
e.g. "I trust that <what I expect you to have done, but in reality know that you weren't even considering doing> has been done"
The worst use of this expression is when it is by someone who has no authority to say or demand such things, but expects everything to be 'just so'. Usually somebody who spends far too much time organising the coloured pens in their desk drawer, or drawing process diagrams in Visio for meaningless and menial tasks.
Bunch ofs!
I would
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I currently have an exciting opportunity for a PM to work in the [industry] domain.
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60 lines of blah
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Essential:
Experience of working in [industry]
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The new pointless word: "space".
From Jobserve ads:
Bloody recruitment agents and their space-between-the-ears space.Opportunity in the investment banking space and credit risk space.
My client dominates the electrical goods space.
A syndicate within the Lloyds of London space.
Operating in the green technology space.
Are you in the agile development space?
5 years hands-on experience in the backup space.
Do you want work in the mobile space?
Build our presence in the mobile space in both the Consumer and Enterprise spaces.
Extensive experience in Applications Management space.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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