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Minor things that really piss you off !

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    The kitchen (which does not have a carpet) is an offshoot of the sitting room, separated conceptually but not by an actual wall. But I will be holding a full inquiry into my chopping procedure.

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      Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
      The kitchen (which does not have a carpet) is an offshoot of the sitting room, separated conceptually but not by an actual wall. But I will be holding a full inquiry into my chopping procedure.
      Fess up, it's a bedsit isn't it?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        It is most certainly not a bedsit. The sitting room is self-contained, with a separate dormitory where the inmates sleep.

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          Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
          The kitchen (which does not have a carpet) is an offshoot of the sitting room, separated conceptually but not by an actual wall. But I will be holding a full inquiry into my chopping procedure.
          I would question your knife skills, for sure.

          I dropped a tin of bright red paint on my drive yesterday, so I kind of feel your pain.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I would question your knife skills, for sure.

            I dropped a tin of bright red paint on my drive yesterday, so I kind of feel your pain.
            You weren’t disguising the blood of the person you had just (allegedly) ran over were you?
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              I would question your knife skills, for sure.

              I dropped a tin of bright red paint on my drive yesterday, so I kind of feel your pain.


              Pass it off as art?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


                Pass it off as art?
                Could be an idea.

                It started as a fairly tidy mound of paint, with a lid drowned in it. I watched it spreading, and hopped about swearing, not knowing what to do about it.

                Using two bits of cardboard to scoop it up just spread it about a bit more.

                It does look like I've disembowled someone.

                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  Minor things that really piss you off !
                  USA spellings by UK people.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    USA spellings by UK people.
                    Moi?
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      Tipping out the washing-up bowl to find it has one remaining dirty item of cutlery.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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