The kitchen (which does not have a carpet) is an offshoot of the sitting room, separated conceptually but not by an actual wall. But I will be holding a full inquiry into my chopping procedure.
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Fess up, it's a bedsit isn't it?Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostThe kitchen (which does not have a carpet) is an offshoot of the sitting room, separated conceptually but not by an actual wall. But I will be holding a full inquiry into my chopping procedure.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It is most certainly not a bedsit. The sitting room is self-contained, with a separate dormitory where the inmates sleep.
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I would question your knife skills, for sure.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostThe kitchen (which does not have a carpet) is an offshoot of the sitting room, separated conceptually but not by an actual wall. But I will be holding a full inquiry into my chopping procedure.
I dropped a tin of bright red paint on my drive yesterday, so I kind of feel your pain.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You weren’t disguising the blood of the person you had just (allegedly) ran over were you?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI would question your knife skills, for sure.
I dropped a tin of bright red paint on my drive yesterday, so I kind of feel your pain."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI would question your knife skills, for sure.
I dropped a tin of bright red paint on my drive yesterday, so I kind of feel your pain.
Pass it off as art?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Could be an idea.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
Pass it off as art?
It started as a fairly tidy mound of paint, with a lid drowned in it. I watched it spreading, and hopped about swearing, not knowing what to do about it.
Using two bits of cardboard to scoop it up just spread it about a bit more.
It does look like I've disembowled someone.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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USA spellings by UK people.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostMinor things that really piss you off !My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Moi?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostUSA spellings by UK people.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Tipping out the washing-up bowl to find it has one remaining dirty item of cutlery.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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