I went out with a lass who turned out to be a right boiler. She kept telling my mum the she was carrying my child, she kept this story going for best part of 2 years !
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Added!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI went out with a lass who turned out to be a right boiler. She kept telling my mum the she was carrying my child, she kept this story going for best part of 2 years !And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Long pregnancy, and you stayed with her that long?????Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI went out with a lass who turned out to be a right boiler. She kept telling my mum the she was carrying my child, she kept this story going for best part of 2 years !
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI went out with a lass who turned out to be a right boiler. She kept telling my mum the she was carrying my child, she kept this story going for best part of 2 years !
Psycho!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Oh well it's not the same one then. Unless she'd had some more practise once I met herOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI went out with a girl from Ireland who supported the IRA - me being called English and all!!
I didn't know this at first but my suspicions were raised somewhat when we went to the cinema. Ok if I'd known I probably wouldn't have taken her to 'In the name of the father' and I sunk low in my seat when she cheered at the scene when the prison gaurd was set alight. When we finished and I left the area, I got a call from the police looking for her as they had reports that I was hiding somebody who was on the run from Ireland. She was rubbish in bed!
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I only went out with her for about 2months. The tales started appearing when I broke it off.Originally posted by norrahe View PostLong pregnancy, and you stayed with her that long?????
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Do you see the kid much?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI only went out with her for about 2months. The tales started appearing when I broke it off.Comment
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so told my folks we were engaged, she used to work with my Mum
She also reported me to the police for nuisance phone calling. I had to supply my itemised phone bills to prove I hadn't called her from the number she saidComment
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What number did you use then?Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postso told my folks we were engaged.
She also reported me to the police for nuisance phone calling. I had to supply my itemised phone bills to prove I hadn't called her from the number she saidRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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0637 297816Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWhat number did you use then?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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