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    #21
    Originally posted by Bunk View Post


    You should really think about writing a book. Your relationship stories are pure gold.
    WHS

    (Notice Bunk, I remembered you are a HE )

    Chef, had some foreign bird (not the foreign bird he has now) I think - she was do-lally. I seem to remember.
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Sigh. Listen, scrotum face.

      We all know I would never use the expression 'make love'.
      I'm sure you can't go running downstairs in a flat either
      Coffee's for closers

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        #23
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        I'm sure you can't go running downstairs in a flat either
        Duplex?

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          #24
          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
          I'm sure you can't go running downstairs in a flat either
          Could in my old flat - it was a Duplex
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #25
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            I'm sure you can't go running downstairs in a flat either
            ...on your hands.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              (Notice Bunk, I remembered you are a HE )

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                #27
                We just exhanged and completed on a flat yesterday -

                And it's got 2 flights of stairs!
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

                  Chef, had some foreign bird (not the foreign bird he has now) I think - she was do-lally. I seem to remember.
                  she was proper crackers IIRC

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                    #29


                    Don't think I've dated any loony tunes, just drunken idiots.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #30
                      I went out with a girl from Ireland who supported the IRA - me being called English and all!!

                      I didn't know this at first but my suspicions were raised somewhat when we went to the cinema. Ok if I'd known I probably wouldn't have taken her to 'In the name of the father' and I sunk low in my seat when she cheered at the scene when the prison gaurd was set alight. When we finished and I left the area, I got a call from the police looking for her as they had reports that I was hiding somebody who was on the run from Ireland. She was rubbish in bed!
                      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                      I preferred version 1!

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