Posters who've had loony partners

[MaryPoppins]

I went out with a girl from Ireland who supported the IRA - me being called English and all!!

I didn't know this at first but my suspicions were raised somewhat when we went to the cinema. Ok if I'd known I probably wouldn't have taken her to 'In the name of the father' and I sunk low in my seat when she cheered at the scene when the prison gaurd was set alight. When we finished and I left the area, I got a call from the police looking for her as they had reports that I was hiding somebody who was on the run from Ireland. She was rubbish in bed!

I am laughing a lot at your concluding comment.

[MaryPoppins]

so told my folks we were engaged, she used to work with my Mum

She also reported me to the police for nuisance phone calling. I had to supply my itemised phone bills to prove I hadn't called her from the number she said

Serious?! That's shocking.

[cojak]

I went out with a lass who turned out to be a right boiler. She kept telling my mum the she was carrying my child, she kept this story going for best part of 2 years !

That's what you get for going out with Dumbo's Mum...

[FiveTimes]

Serious?! That's shocking.

honest. she even moved from our home town to be closer to me. changed jobs etc, when she realised nowt was going to happen she moved back

[norrahe]

honest. she even moved from our home town to be closer to me. changed jobs etc, when she realised nowt was going to happen she moved back

I think you should have called the police not her, blimey

[wobbegong]

Serious?! That's shocking.

I went out with a girl 'when I was a lad' who shot me in the face with an air pistol (point blank range). She had previously stabbed a classmate of hers in his arm with a penknife.

Ah, such a spirited young filly!

[Mich the Tester]

I went out with a girl 'when I was a lad' who shot me in the face with an air pistol (point blank range). She had previously stabbed a classmate of hers in his arm with a penknife.

Ah, such a spirited young filly!

Added!

[Bunk]

I went out with a girl 'when I was a lad' who shot me in the face with an air pistol (point blank range). She had previously stabbed a classmate of hers in his arm with a penknife.

Ah, such a spirited young filly!

This is rapidly turning into one of my favourite threads.

[MaryPoppins]

I went out with a girl 'when I was a lad' who shot me in the face with an air pistol (point blank range).

I am laughing. Did you deserve it?

[MaryPoppins]

honest. she even moved from our home town to be closer to me. changed jobs etc, when she realised nowt was going to happen she moved back

So, you saw her for two months and when you ended it she MOVED HOUSE to be closer to you?! Wow. I flippin love these psycho stories.