Posters who've had loony partners

[kandr]

Erm, don't know; it's perhaps good to give a warning that she might have some issues and you might need to be patient about the bed thing. But first date, hmmmm.

Sorry but it was a bombshell, I went out a few times more but her behaviour started getting stranger so I bailed.

[Mich the Tester]

One of my casual flings way back liked to play the game of the glass-bottom boat. Imagine my surprise when inadvertantly acting the role of passenger I was underneath the glass coffee table looking for a magazine when she suddenly leaped on top of the table and sat on her haunches and carried out the act.

Well I say surprised, that was before I realised there wasn't any glass.

Bloody hell, I had to look it up in Urban Dictionary.



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[Mich the Tester]

Sorry but it was a bombshell, I went out a few times more but her behaviour started getting stranger so I bailed.

Alright, added.

[kandr]

One of my casual flings way back liked to play the game of the glass-bottom boat. Imagine my surprise when inadvertantly acting the role of passenger I was underneath the glass coffee table looking for a magazine when she suddenly leaped on top of the table and sat on her haunches and carried out the act.

Well I say surprised, that was before I realised there wasn't any glass.

[MaryPoppins]

One of my casual flings way back liked to play the game of the glass-bottom boat. Imagine my surprise when inadvertantly acting the role of passenger I was underneath the glass coffee table looking for a magazine when she suddenly leaped on top of the table and sat on her haunches and carried out the act.

Well I say surprised, that was before I realised there wasn't any glass.

Now, I know of one definiton of this. I am now wondering if that's the version you partook in with this young lady?!

Otherwise, I'm laughing - again.

[d000hg]

One of my casual flings way back liked to play the game of the glass-bottom boat. Imagine my surprise when inadvertantly acting the role of passenger I was underneath the glass coffee table looking for a magazine when she suddenly leaped on top of the table and sat on her haunches and carried out the act.

Well I say surprised, that was before I realised there wasn't any glass.

Go on, save us all having to look it up. Also, did she know the glass was missing?

[MaryPoppins]

Go on, save us all having to look it up. Also, did she know the glass was missing?

I think HD would have been a bit squished if there was no glass. Also, in need of an urgent shower.

[cojak]

The best I can manage is that I went out with a nice bloke, but still lived with his mum, wore cowboy boots and ordered lager and blackcurrent at the bar.

I just couldn't get that enthusiastic and so fibbed on the 2nd date that an ex had asked me back. I didn't have the heart to say that I didn't fancy him.

[Mich the Tester]

The best I can manage is that I went out with a nice bloke, but still lived with his mum, wore cowboy boots and ordered lager and blackcurrent at the bar.

Erm, wasn't he just...gay?
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[MaryPoppins]

The best I can manage is that I went out with a nice bloke, but still lived with his mum, wore cowboy boots and ordered lager and blackcurrent at the bar.

I just couldn't get that enthusiastic and so fibbed on the 2nd date that an ex had asked me back. I didn't have the heart to say that I didn't fancy him.

I used to know a fella who wore cowboy boots and drank the same - a local in the pub I worked in. Spooky. This guy was however around 4"5 - his nickname was Little Dave. He used to be a cameraman on Roger Cook, and talked about it constantly.

He shagged one of the other barmaids and filmed it covertly - she kicked him in the head when she found out. That wasn't you then Cojak??