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    #81
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    The best I can manage is that I went out with a nice bloke, but still lived with his mum, wore cowboy boots and ordered lager and blackcurrent at the bar.

    I just couldn't get that enthusiastic and so fibbed on the 2nd date that an ex had asked me back. I didn't have the heart to say that I didn't fancy him.
    Woah there!! Just hold on a minute. Did you say he drank "lager and blackcurrent"???

    That's got to take the prize for oddest behavior.

    The vegetarian option.

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      #82
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Oh surely everyone knows this one by now! Argh!

      NickF will dig this post out in a sec, you watch.
      You rang?

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        #83
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


        You've got that one on speed dial don't you?

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          #84
          This thread will soon attain legendary status. Very funny ! Keep them rolling boys ( and girls )
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #85
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post


            You've got that one on speed dial don't you?
            I will never forget how low that sofa was, and how trapped I felt by his groinal area.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #86
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              Woah there!! Just hold on a minute. Did you say he drank "lager and blackcurrent"???

              That's got to take the prize for oddest behavior.

              Blackcurrant. It's really very common you know (amongst the gays )
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #87
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Not added. More info needed. Her brother was mad; she wasn't. Unless she enjoyed it, and there are some bible belt areas of NL where it's quite common.


                *chuckle*
                Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Erm, wasn't he just...gay?
                  Not added.
                  I strongly suspected as much.

                  But no, I don't blame you for not adding him Mich.
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    Woah there!! Just hold on a minute. Did you say he drank "lager and blackcurrent"???

                    That's got to take the prize for oddest behavior.

                    Yep, he drank a girlier drink than I did.

                    (see above for the possible reason...)
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Blackcurrant. It's really very common you know (amongst the gays )
                      Ah, I see.

                      <baritone>
                      That'll be why I've never heard of it, then.
                      </baritone>
                      The vegetarian option.

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