Posters who've had loony partners

[HairyArsedBloke]

Any more?

Actually, I think it's been my ex-partners that said it more offten.

[d000hg]

One of my casual flings way back liked to play the game of the glass-bottom boat. Imagine my surprise when inadvertantly acting the role of passenger I was underneath the glass coffee table looking for a magazine when she suddenly leaped on top of the table and sat on her haunches and carried out the act.

Well I say surprised, that was before I realised there wasn't any glass.

Go on, save us all having to look it up. Also, did she know the glass was missing?

I think HD would have been a bit squished if there was no glass. Also, in need of an urgent shower.

I don't think I mis-read...? Still waiting for a definition.


As far as Lager and Black... it's a recognised drink but a little girly. However Guiness & Black is also drunk. And Snakebite & Black also.

[MarillionFan]

Once went out with a women who told me she was the reincarnation of Princess Diana!

The fact she was 35 at the time was lost on her!!!!

Lasted about 4 weeks.

[Cliphead]

Once went out with a women who told me she was the reincarnation of Princess Diana!

The fact she was 35 at the time was lost on her!!!!

Lasted about 4 weeks.

Hey MF!

My fanbase just increased 100%

[MaryPoppins]

I don't think I mis-read...? Still waiting for a definition.

I was referring to the fact that if HD had a lady (?) crouching on him doing a poop, he might feel a bit squashed, and might need a shower.

[Zippy]

I so regret consulting the Urban Dictionary

[cailin maith]

One of my casual flings way back liked to play the game of the glass-bottom boat. Imagine my surprise when inadvertantly acting the role of passenger I was underneath the glass coffee table looking for a magazine when she suddenly leaped on top of the table and sat on her haunches and carried out the act.

Well I say surprised, that was before I realised there wasn't any glass.

WTF?

The best I can manage is that I went out with a nice bloke, but still lived with his mum, wore cowboy boots and ordered lager and blackcurrent at the bar.

I just couldn't get that enthusiastic and so fibbed on the 2nd date that an ex had asked me back. I didn't have the heart to say that I didn't fancy him.

For himself? Wierdo!!

I was referring to the fact that if HD had a lady (?) crouching on him doing a poop, he might feel a bit squashed, and might need a shower.

Poop - oh gross.... I was thinking maybe wee but poop

[cailin maith]

This is THE FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!!

[d000hg]

I was referring to the fact that if HD had a lady (?) crouching on him doing a poop, he might feel a bit squashed, and might need a shower.

I thought maybe that was the point of the story. So the glass boat thing, is that taking a dump on a glass table while someone lies underneath?

[Tingles]

Quite frightening...

I used to live alone in an old farmhouse in Staffordshire.

Around midnight I was coming home from my lodge, talking to 'her' on the phone, she lived in Notts...

Chatting etc etc... said goodnight etc - I got out of the car walked to the front door - she comes rushing out from behind a hedge and jumps me 'for a laugh'.

Or the time I was sitting in my lounge watching TV - raining and thundering outside, curtains open - it had just got dark. A bolt of lightening, she was standing outside the window looking in at me, lit up by the lightening - p1ssing down. I tried not to look shocked - I got up closed the curtains and sat down again. She knocked a couple of minutes later - she did it 'for a laugh'.

Then the physical violence started - that's when I left.

She was a nurse...

Total freakshow!


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