Posters who've had loony partners

[Sysman]

The others did..!

Makes mental note.

Do you always chuck teapots at folks?

[MaryPoppins]

Makes mental note.

Do you always chuck teapots at folks?

Not now. I've got some really nice china these days.

[chef]

Ex Gf Chef was a complete mental nut job, she was always a bit quirky but in a cute sort of way, weird things happened on a daily basis. After a while the weirdness got worse but I never really noticed as unless it was really off the planet then I just took it as her normal quirky self. It culminated in her downing a bottle of red wine in one, storming out, throwing herself in the river (she doesnt swim), coming back to mine wet and asking me not to break up, I refused to let her in and told her to go back to her home, she hid in the downstairs electric cupboard in the communal hallway fora while before standing out in the rain for 4 hrs staring at my window and then turned violent and starting kicking tulip of the houses main communal door. An idiot from another flat in the house coming back from the pub let her in and it all ended when she took a whole load of pills with another bottle of wine right outside my door, I called an ambulance and told her best mate what had happened and to go look after her. For those in Manchester, stay away from a lithuanian girl barmaid/waitress most likely still working in The Cornerhouse unless you like your women more on the needy and scatty side.

Current GF Chef is fantastic in every way and I don't intend letting her go.

[Mich the Tester]

storming out, throwing herself in the river (she doesnt swim), coming back to mine wet and asking me not to break up, I refused to let her in and told her to go back to her home, she hid in the downstairs electric cupboard in the communal hallway fora while before standing out in the rain ...

Did she not know the risks of water and electricity?

Can't add, you were already on the list.

[chef]

Did she not know the risks of water and electricity?

Can't add, you were already on the list.

she used to hide cutlery down the side of the sofa simply because she couldnt work out what to do with them if she hadn't finished eating whenever we ate falafel's

she kicked tulip out of the bin in the kitchen because she couldn't open the simple push lid bin

I dont think water and electricity combined are on her list of issues

[BoredBloke]

she used to hide cutlery down the side of the sofa simply because she couldnt work out what to do with them if she hadn't finished eating whenever we ate falafel's

she kicked tulip out of the bin in the kitchen because she couldn't open the simple push lid bin

I dont think water and electricity combined are on her list of issues

Ok you win. You had the biggest loony of all!

[doodab]

One of my exes was a compulsive liar about anything and everything, even when presented with evidence to the contrary, as well as cheating on a number of occasions, attacking me with a breadknife and to top it off going on the game for a bit while I was on holiday.

[Platypus]

going on the game for a bit while I was on holiday.

Any pics? Or prices?

[Sysman]

You may well be - I was talking to an old friend at the weekend and remarked how his ex seemed to be hanging around him a lot these days. He said that they could never get back together as she was so volatile and violent. By way of example he told me how on one occasion she'd hit him in the head with a cricket bat while he was asleep. Another time she stabbed him in the shoulder.

Yikes! I'm proud that I've never hit a woman, but that might send me over the edge.

[cailin maith]

Ex Gf Chef was a complete mental nut job, she was always a bit quirky but in a cute sort of way, weird things happened on a daily basis. After a while the weirdness got worse but I never really noticed as unless it was really off the planet then I just took it as her normal quirky self. It culminated in her downing a bottle of red wine in one, storming out, throwing herself in the river (she doesnt swim), coming back to mine wet and asking me not to break up, I refused to let her in and told her to go back to her home, she hid in the downstairs electric cupboard in the communal hallway fora while before standing out in the rain for 4 hrs staring at my window and then turned violent and starting kicking tulip of the houses main communal door. An idiot from another flat in the house coming back from the pub let her in and it all ended when she took a whole load of pills with another bottle of wine right outside my door, I called an ambulance and told her best mate what had happened and to go look after her. For those in Manchester, stay away from a lithuanian girl barmaid/waitress most likely still working in The Cornerhouse unless you like your women more on the needy and scatty side.

Current GF Chef is fantastic in every way and I don't intend letting her go.

I knew she was a loony. Just couldn't remember the story!