Posters who've had loony partners

[Troll]

AFAIK, the following posters or former posters have had seriously mentally deranged partners in their time;

- chef
- Wilmslow
- the person once known as Tay
- MaryPoppins


Any more?

who had "she who cannot be named"

[MaryPoppins]

You should really think about writing a book. Your relationship stories are pure gold.

Thank you. I think once your parents have seen your potential boyf's willy, it's game over.

The only other one I can think of, is the guy who told me he was 31 (he was 48) and that he'd been working abroad for the last 5 years - in fact he'd been inside for attempted murder. That shows what a gullible gal I used to be.

[MaryPoppins]

who had "she who cannot be named"

Bagpuss?

[Mich the Tester]

Thank you. I think once your parents have seen your potential boyf's willy, it's game over.

The only other one I can think of, is the guy who told me he was 31 (he was 48) and that he'd been working abroad for the last 5 years - in fact he'd been inside for attempted murder. That shows what a gullible gal I used to be.

Had he also spilt spaghetti bolognese in a fighter jet?

[kandr]

I once dated this girl who said we should go back to her flat and make love. So we got back and she said to use the bathroom to get washed and ready then come down where she would be waiting naked. I sprinted down the stairs and burst through the door only to discover she had her parents round!!! Nutter!.

[MaryPoppins]

Had he also spilt spaghetti bolognese in a fighter jet?

He was much better looking, and black - I doubt M was that good.

[MaryPoppins]

I once dated this girl who said we should go back to her flat and make love. So we got back and she said to use the bathroom to get washed and ready then come down where she would be waiting naked. I sprinted down the stairs and burst through the door only to discover she had her parents round!!! Nutter!.

Sigh. Listen, scrotum face.

We all know I would never use the expression 'make love'.

[Troll]

I once dated this girl who said we should go back to her flat and make love. So we got back and she said to use the bathroom to get washed and ready then come down where she would be waiting naked. I sprinted down the stairs and burst through the door only to discover she had her parents round!!! Nutter!.

What was her mum like? worth doing?

[kandr]

Sigh. Listen, scrotum face.

We all know I would never use the expression 'make love'.

That wasn't my face I walked in on my hands.

[kandr]

What was her mum like? worth doing?

Yeah, but when I suggested that they got even more offended. May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.