Neighbours golden retriever

[Zippy]

When you have an @rse like mine,

you dont need an elephant

Such a wonderful image

[EternalOptimist]

Such a wonderful image

[d000hg]

In response to the OP I would scoop it up and put it on his doorstep. (or through his letterbox)

That's a cowardly way out. Confronting the guy is probably the hardest, and most sensible , option.

EO: if you're scared of dogs then shout from the front door, so you can beat a hasty if he sics it on you. GR's are fairly friendly though aren't they.

If you do want to just give him the poo back, picking it up on a shovel and flinging it at his walls/door/window would be most effective as he's have to scrub it off.

[EternalOptimist]

That's a cowardly way out. Confronting the guy is probably the hardest, and most sensible , option.

EO: if you're scared of dogs then shout from the front door, so you can beat a hasty if he sics it on you. GR's are fairly friendly though aren't they.

If you do want to just give him the poo back, picking it up on a shovel and flinging it at his walls/door/window would be most effective as he's have to scrub it off.

it's ok, I'll get the missus to do it.

[d000hg]

What, distract the neighbour on the doorstep while you splat the poo round the back?

[TimberWolf]

What is the legal position here? And if so what law does it come under?

[AtW]

What is the legal position here? And if so what law does it come under?

Homicide, 1st degree.

HTH

[xoggoth]

Damn dogs. Next door's got into our garden a couple of times last year and damaged my collection of skulls round the pond..

[Sysman]

Stick in a paper bag, place on the neighbour's doorstep, light it and ring the bell.

Believe it or not, that suggestion was in the Sunday Times in 1976.

They also suggested pointing the open end of the paper bag so that the contents would hit the carpet when stamped on.

[Ruprect]

That's a cowardly way out. Confronting the guy is probably the hardest, and most sensible , option.

EO: if you're scared of dogs then shout from the front door, so you can beat a hasty if he sics it on you. GR's are fairly friendly though aren't they.

If you do want to just give him the poo back, picking it up on a shovel and flinging it at his walls/door/window would be most effective as he's have to scrub it off.

Yes, perhaps, but flinging it at his house definitely is not